Looking Back On Photos

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"

Posted by : Elaine

Jokes Again~

Magic Trick

This little girl walks over to her grandmother and asks "Granny, can you show me a magic trick?" "No dear, but I think your grand father knows one." So the little girl walks over to her grandpa and asks "Grandpa, granny says you know some magic tricks, could you show me one?" The grand father looks at her, "Sure, just hop on my lap!" So the little girl jumps on his lap. "Now, can you feel a finger poking up your ass?" asks the grandpa, "Yeah" replies the girl "Well look, no hands!"

Posted By : Elaine

Another Joke!~

Sandwich Making


A woman and her little boy were walking through a park in New York and they pass two squirrels having sex. The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The lady responded, "They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"

Posted By : Elaine

Joke For The Day

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.

When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.

The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."

"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"

The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."

"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"

The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."

Posted by : Elaine

4 science 4/2008 members

Hi reader, I am Marcus. This is the 1st post of 4science4/2008 blog, so now I gonna introduced partly of my member here.

below is some photo.

Elaine and Yee Leng and Ee Lyn

This is Elaine, Yee Leng and Ee Lyn. They are known as E sister in my class because the pronouns is same. This 3 girls are best friend as well. Hmm.. They are the only chinese girl in class too... what a coincidence. Lastly, their short name are, Elaine..., YL,... and Lyn.

Arif Salim and Kee Yong and Kuo Yik

Kee Yong, Ken Yap, Me (Marcus) and Francis Soh

Hmm... how to describe this relation?? Ken, Kee Yong and Me were good friends since form 2 while Arif Salim is joining us on form 3 and Francis Soh joining is joining on form 4 as well as Kuo Yik but we know each other since form 3 while Kuo Yik I know him since I standard 6... lolx..!!

Encik Suresh Bio Teacher and Cik Santhi our BM teacher and also our form teacher...XD

Actually, I am just intro partly of the members in 4 science 4/2008. To be continued...

Posted By: Marcus Low